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Well, maybe your grandparents will."You're So Varicose Vein" by Carly Simon "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?" by the BeeGees "I Can't See Clearly Now" by Johnny Nash "These Boots Give Me Arthritis" by Nancy Sinatra "Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom" by the Commodores "I Get By with a Little Help from Depends" by the Beatles "Talking 'Bout My Medication" by the Who "You Can't Always Pee When You Want" by the Rolling Stones "I Heard It through the Grape Nuts" by Marvin Gaye
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A new teacher is trying to make use of her Psychology courses. She starts her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up." After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" "No, ma'am," he says, "but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."
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Someone needs to start reinforcing Underneath the fence, lol. Sent via the power of rubbish tapatalk
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I should print out the last two of these so I can hand them to people when they bug me on a walk
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Not tried this before - hope it works!
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I love this photo. Every time I see it I crack up because it reminds me so much of Bear! Sent via the power of telepathy.
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These will work. 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER. 4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. 5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU…
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What things have you said as a husky owner that you never had said before? I have a feeling this will be a never ending thread. Here are some of mine: "No I will not play tug of war I'm on the toilet" "Quit chewing on the fireplace" "How did you get fur on the ceiling?" "Did you get your head stuck under the fence? ..... Again?" "Want me to throw your baby down the hall?" (her baby is a stuffed puppy please don't call the cops) "Quit licking your shampoo!!!!"
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Just tie your Husky up outside a shopping centre with a sign around his neck saying "Free Hugs"
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My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, "70". My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?" After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy sweatshirt and proceeded to color her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a plastic bag around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three-year…
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Can you find the 6 words hidden in this picture? I'll be honest here and admit that I can only find 5. perhaps you can do better! edit: no wait, I think I found the last one.
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Sorry I know It's a bad joke but can't resist posting it.... Sent via the power of telepathy.
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