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Awolf401 last won the day on February 25 2016

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About Awolf401

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    Adam
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    Missouri, USA
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  1. I work hard so my dog can have nice things.

    1. Emma

      Emma

      Yep, sounds about right. :)
  2. Do you think if I threw a temper tantrum at work they would let me go home early to get a nap?

    1. Emma

      Emma

      Try it and see, lol. Ok, ok, probably not the best idea, an irate boss is never a good thing!
  3. I choked on a carrot this morning and all I could think was that a donut wouldn't do this to me.

    1. Emma

      Emma

      lmao!  Not exactly an advert for healthy eating.  :lolman:

  4. Oh sure leave me to babysit your bald puppy again, isnt this what the picture box is for?..... Humph this is what I get for working for kibble. Daaaaad if your not going to let me get this squeaker out of this toy at least tell it to quit bugging me.
  5. I will totally judge you based on your breakfast cereal you un-frosted weirdo :)

    1. goingsolo

      goingsolo

      Croissants with strawberry jam yum 

    2. Emma

      Emma

      crunchy nut cornflakes

    3. robke

      robke

      gallon of coffee....

  6. Well... Time to get up and get going today's bad decisions are going to make themselves.

  7. And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.  Then he made the earth round.... and laughed and laughed and laughed.

    1. Emma

      Emma

      Lol. It was kinda hard trying to find an obedient husband too! :p
  8. Single again... Ladies the line starts around the corner..... Wait wrong house, WRONG HOUSE!!!!!

    1. goingsolo

      goingsolo

      You have the dog xxxx

    2. Emma

      Emma

      Sorry to hear you just broke up but your sense of humour is brilliant.

       

    3. Awolf401

      Awolf401

      I was worried that people might think that's really how I am.  But TBH it makes me laugh so I did it anyway.  I dont want to use my dog to attract women.  I would prefer to use my good looks, charm, humor, and intell..... Never mind Ill go get the dog. Ha ha

  9. You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. -Jack London

  10. My empathy chip is powered by sleep.  If I had to get up in the middle of the night, drive 45 minutes, reboot a server, then go home again I am likely not going to be empathetic about your monitor being 2 inches to the right.

    1. Emma

      Emma

      I don't blame you! That's mad.
  11. Still praying for you and your pack.
  12. There is nothing noble about being superior to your fellow man. True nobility lies in being superior to your former self.

  13. Husky security system at the ready. Let them try to enter my home without giving a belly rub This is as good as I got as far as our Frisbee time. I don't throw it fast enough so she tries to throw it herself.
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