Jokes n Stuff

Ohhh it's only just started and I win

Random ongoing thread - feel free to add to this - content is as per thread header 6th May (this makes me feel old! lol) 1994 The Channel Tunnel linking England to France is officially opened.

Thought I'd start a new game. If you guess right its your turn to upload a close up pic of something Here you go.... Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk

well after half an hour of sharon telling me rubbish jokes this afternoon i want to hear your best joke please remember this is a family forum no racist jokes no rude jokes just funny ones thought this was funny though Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in the leaves? A. Russell

This is Bear. She has a thing for suckling on socks and gloves!

Mine have perfected this well.,.,,well Bear has anyway. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Hi, my puppy was born yesterday...I will bring him home in 8 weeks. I would like to train him to eat cats, How many kittens should I give him for chew toys to start with?

What do you think about this ?

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Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you"d better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter"s body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don"t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded…

It amused me

We think Blu's part Beaver! Who needs a chain saw, when you got Blu to do the job 🤣🤣🤣🤣!! Chewing down my Lilac tree! 20210413_114919_1.mp4

I stole this from someone's Facebook wall as it made me laugh. Hope it doesn't offend anyone

and after the Thaw

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