Awolf401 Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 What things have you said as a husky owner that you never had said before? I have a feeling this will be a never ending thread. Here are some of mine: "No I will not play tug of war I'm on the toilet" "Quit chewing on the fireplace" "How did you get fur on the ceiling?" "Did you get your head stuck under the fence? ..... Again?" "Want me to throw your baby down the hall?" (her baby is a stuffed puppy please don't call the cops) "Quit licking your shampoo!!!!" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loudlucky Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 Yes to the shampoo! Yes to playing while on the toilet! Yes! To fur everywhere...even in my mouth while trying to sleep! Hopefully never yes to the head under the fence as I have walls... "Stop stealing that" "Stop eating that!" "Don't eat off the floor" (they never listen to this!) "Leave the toilet paper alone, it's not a toy!" "Your brother/sister is not a chew toy!" "You do not look as cute as you think you do while doing what you're not supposed to do..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazz Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 "Ahh, do you wub your duddy?" "Did you do that?" Then you get that look. And then, "OK, let's go outside Mr. Pooper miester-miester pooper." "Gimme da paw!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 "No! Don't eat that poo!" [emoji33] "Pink belly! Pink belly!" (Recited when Bear lays upside down and flashes us all her tummy). "Who's broken my bush?!" "That's not my puppy, his ears are too floppy". Part of a story i used to tell Ice when he was a pup, whilst stroking his ears gently. Sent via the power of telepathy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awolf401 Posted April 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 More that have happened recently "How does your tongue produce fur?" "Why did you just put your ball in my pants?" "You cant play soccer (football) with your mouth thats cheating" "What are you singing there dubstep?" "Hey Goofus!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loudlucky Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 Oh yes, "don't eat the poop" to Tsunami 1000x per day! "Get out of the bathtub" (when there's no water in) "Get into the bath!" (When there's water in and they actually NEED to get cleaned!) "Stop slapping me!" "Are you listening to me???" (Probably not!) "Who did it????" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awolf401 Posted April 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 5 minutes ago, loudlucky said: "Who did it????" lol that one is easy for me. Its just me and her and I'm fairly certain I didn't chew on the fireplace. How about "Quit throwing your toys in the tub!!!!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loudlucky Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 24 minutes ago, Awolf401 said: lol that one is easy for me. Its just me and her and I'm fairly certain I didn't chew on the fireplace. How about "Quit throwing your toys in the tub!!!!" You sure about that??? Maybe you're sleep-chewing! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awolf401 Posted April 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Mazz said: "Ahh, do you wub your duddy?" Hey I'm not the only guy who does this 6 minutes ago, loudlucky said: You sure about that??? Maybe you're sleep-chewing! I still have all my teeth so Im going to assume that I am not. Though I do wake up with a funny taste in my mouth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loudlucky Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 8 minutes ago, Awolf401 said: I still have all my teeth so Im going to assume that I am not. Though I do wake up with a funny taste in my mouth. see maybe she's not that guilty after all! Or maybe it's all the fur that we chew/choke through during the night! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulG Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 the no you can not get in the bath thing is not just a husky thing I have a GSD who sleeps in the bath when he gets the chance the thing i say most is No you can not eat out the trash can or later you have not been eating out th trash can again *dog with trash hanging from ear looking at you with a smiley happy face* 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awolf401 Posted April 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 17 minutes ago, PaulG said: you have not been eating out th trash can again *dog with trash hanging from ear looking at you with a smiley happy face* Thats after you got licked in the face right? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulG Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 probably 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goingsolo Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 "Why am I arguing with you???" (Usually after he's done something and saying no) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeMoreHusky Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 No he's not a wolf. Im sorry your young girl is so scared of me dog - it's not my fault, you shouldn't have let her watch all those movies. Why don't you work on just one tunnel at a time. Thanks for turning another hair brush into a 100 piece jigsaw and it's a bit late now asking me if its ok. How how come you don't flinch if a 40 ton truck flyies past with inches to spare but flip out by a piece of paper flying in the wind. Crack on - chase the local cats, I don't fancy your chances if you catch up with them, they are dead hard around here. Yep I really do have a dog and have to bark myself ! Just jump over will you, so I know I will need to spend some money raising the fence 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awolf401 Posted April 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 "go get the ball"...... I go over and get the ball. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeMoreHusky Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 That's not your kennel ! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
09robiha Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 A new one for me last night: Why is there fur in the oven?!? Safe to say Harper's coat blowing has started... Sent from my HTC One mini 2 using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loudlucky Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 10 hours ago, BeMoreHusky said: That's not your kennel ! But he fits, so why not use it!!!??? 20 minutes ago, 09robiha said: A new one for me last night: Why is there fur in the oven?!? Safe to say Harper's coat blowing has started... Sent from my HTC One mini 2 using Tapatalk Maybe she wanted her fluff extra warm... Good luck with the coat, you'll be brushing constantly for weeks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
09robiha Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 Maybe she wanted her fluff extra warm... Good luck with the coat, you'll be brushing constantly for weeks! I just have NO IDEA how it got there....Have been already! It's absolutely insane, fur in my washing machine, my oven, my bath, on my shower.....it's taking over the house! Sent from my HTC One mini 2 using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loudlucky Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 7 minutes ago, 09robiha said: I just have NO IDEA how it got there....Have been already! It's absolutely insane, fur in my washing machine, my oven, my bath, on my shower.....it's taking over the house! Sent from my HTC One mini 2 using Tapatalk Then try living with 2x Huskies! 2x the fluffy fun! And it sticks to everything...everywhere! I brush them everytime before they enter the house, but still... At least Smokey is down to her tail shedding and Tsunami looks to be getting a new undercoat so hopefully that will stay in and no longer trail after him! His fur is so fluffy it looks like bird feathers blowing in the wind! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeMoreHusky Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 1 hour ago, loudlucky said: But he fits, so why not use it!!!??? Maybe she wanted her fluff extra warm... Good luck with the coat, you'll be brushing constantly for weeks! See I'm in - now how do I get out ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loudlucky Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 @BeMoreHusky he looks very comfy in there...why would he need to get out? I'd say he wants one of those in his size 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfpup Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 How about "No - you cannot bury the meaty bone in the chair for later" I have found two so far. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael_Astro Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Toilet roll is not a tasty snack! How is there dog hair in the fridge? Don't forget to put the dog fur out for the birds! No he's not a wolf! I'm sorry my dog ate your child's ice cream :/ I'm sorry my dog ate your child's crisps :/ I will never be able to wear black again! No my dog will not eat your small dog! How is there dog hair in the oven! I've just found another spoon buried in the garden! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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