Awolf401 Posted April 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 "Quit moving the deck chairs!" No your supposed to sleep on top of your bed not under it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmandaR Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 'Please stop sniffing your own farts...' My now usual standard phrase is 'What's that you've got in your mouth??' The most recent being used while walking home in the park. The answer was a used condom...luckily she spat it out before I had to go into her mouth to retrieve it! Eww... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfpup Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 No - you are not helping me by chewing the vacuum lead off ! Woke up this morning to the lead in several bits. Its gonna have a LOT shorter lead on it now 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulG Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 1 hour ago, wolfpup said: No - you are not helping me by chewing the vacuum lead off ! Woke up this morning to the lead in several bits. Its gonna have a LOT shorter lead on it now that is why i make sure to put my vacum away Also Duct Tape is good at covering chewed handles of tools like dustpans and brushes so you can use them with out geting jabbed and pricked by the toothmarks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfpup Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 10 minutes ago, PaulG said: that is why i make sure to put my vacum away Its hubby's fault - he does the vacuuming - I am forever telling him to wind the lead in (Its a Henry) - at least its not MY fault Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulG Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 1 hour ago, wolfpup said: get a drum exstension if it too short Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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