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'Please stop sniffing your own farts...'

My now usual standard phrase is 'What's that you've got in your mouth??'

The most recent being used while walking home in the park. The answer was a used condom...luckily she spat it out before I had to go into her mouth to retrieve it! Eww...

 

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1 hour ago, wolfpup said:

No - you are not helping me by chewing the vacuum lead off !   Woke up this morning to the lead in several bits.  Its gonna have a LOT shorter lead on it now  :angry:

that is why i make sure to put my vacum away

 

Also Duct Tape is good at covering chewed handles of tools like dustpans and brushes so you can use them with out geting jabbed and pricked by the toothmarks

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10 minutes ago, PaulG said:

that is why i make sure to put my vacum away

Its hubby's fault  -  he does the vacuuming  -  I am forever telling him to wind the lead in  (Its a Henry)   -  at least its not MY fault  :)

 

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