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Anyone hear of the famous Olympic skier, Picabo Street? (Her name is pronounced Peek-a-boo.) Picabo is still an active skier. And she works as well, as a nurse in an intensive care unit. They don't let her answer the phone very often, because when she does, she says, “Picabo, ICU.”
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saw this on the internet and it made me chuckle. In our house there is definitely always one nutter and it's most definitely Ice! Who is it among your pack?
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This I found so funny but I couldn't find a way to embed it in the post. Please forgive the link but its funny enough to be worth the click. http://cheezburger.com/119303/funny-dogs-vine-hey-thats-my-bone-mine
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Ok everybody this is The Husky Below Me game!!!!! One Person Starts off by saying The Husky Below Me.... Then the next person reply's by saying if it is true or false and why...and then they post The Husky Below Me for the next person! Here is an Example: Say the person above me says...The Husky Below Me loves to swim. I would respond...True! Chloe is a shark and loves swimming...Kye hasn't got in water deep enough to swim yet but he loves his lil blue kiddy pool The Husky Below Me sleeps in their parents bed! Easy and Fun!!! So I will start it off with... The Husky Below Me likes to eat f…
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Silly otter.
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This picture always makes me laugh no matter how many times I see it. [emoji23]
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Alice had always dreamed of taking a helicopter flight, but Bert always thought it was too expensive. "Fifty quid is fifty quid!" was his favourite response. It came to Alice's fiftieth birthday and she said "It's a special birthday, please will you buy us a helicopter flight, Bert?" Bert replied "It's still fifty quid, and fifty quid is fifty quid!". Twenty five years later Alice and Bert were walking through a local fair and Alice saw a poster advertising helicopter flights for £50. Bert and Alice stood there arguing about it, Alice saying "I'm 75 now and I've not got many years left to do this, and I REALLY want to do it!". "Fifty quid is fifty quid!" was all Bert …
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WOMEN'S REVENGE'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.As she fumbled for her wallet ,I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me,And I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'WIFE VS. HUSBANDA couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word..An earlier discussion had led to an argument and Neither of them wanted to concede their position..As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, The husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,'…
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It was hard trying to find some family friendly ones, most of them were not suitable for young eyes (but they were very funny, lol).
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Every once in awhile, someone amazing comes into your life. Here I am.
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A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes - that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.The frog warrned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will …
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Saw an ad that said "radio for sale for $1, volume stuck on full." I thought, "I can't turn that down."
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lol CMx-XqTVAAAtDoB.mp4 and next a husky proving .... CIe2xuaVAAASTRU.mp4
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it works
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A group of friends used to get together on a regular basis, socialize, and play games.The lady of the house was to prepare the meal. When it came time for Al and Jean to be the hosts, Jean wanted to outdo all the others. Shedecided to have mushroom-smothered steak, but mushrooms are expensive.Shethen told her husband, "No mushrooms.They are too high."He said, "Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick some of those mushrooms? There are plentyin the creek bed."She said, "No, some wild mushrooms are poison." He said, "Well, I see varmints eating them and they're OK."So Jean decided give it a try. She picked a bunch, washed, sliced, and diced them for her smothered steak…
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Mr. Jones, the elementary school principal, made it a practice to visit the classes from time to time. One day he walked into Miss Sandy Smith's 4th grade class, where the children were studying American History. Mr. Jones asked the class how many states they could name.They came up with about 40 names. Miss Sandy Smith came up with four more.Not impressed, Mr Jones told them that in his day students knew the names of all the states.From the back of the room Little Johnny yelled, "Yeah, but in those days there were only 13!"
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