Sarah Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. 30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog walker Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 hmmm - number 23 .....well - speak for yourself lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Given preference for some jobs because they do not get pregnant and leave the job to take care of a Less pressure is put on them to look their best and follow fashion. pregnancy is a disadvantage for women..fuck having a human that size coming outta something that size Advantage of being a man is that you get to slap a bitch harder than you could if you were a woman. jokin lol Women have it bad in this sense. If they sleep with many guys they're viewed as a "slut", but guys are viewed as "players" or "pimps". Most of um rant about that time of the month, I guess most hate that.they all tend to get so emotional. worrying about getting the sheets stained! Ughh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 haha! Great one or should I say great 30? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance and i wonder why ????? could it be having to put up with women that shortens our life ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). yeh bloody free loaders the lot of ya !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 i love this lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laura_3173 Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). yeh bloody free loaders the lot of ya !!!!! hahaha you only just worked that one out Richard?? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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