Mistyrayn Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 One for the ladies One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- Shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to out, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' she replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' Liverpool .' And they say blondes are dumb... ----------------------------------------------------------- A couple are lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.' The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...' ----------------------------------------------------------- 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied. ----------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor ----------------------------------------------------------- A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy! ----------------------------------------------------------- Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. ------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- - Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. ----------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy. ----------------------------------------------------------- Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. ----------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe. ----------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manuals' ----------------------------------------------------------- :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe. lol fab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe. lol fab hahahahahahaha! Brilliant! Ive heard one. Q. Why is a christmas tree better than a bloke? A. It stays up for 12 days & nights, has cute balls and looks good with the lights on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesley Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 these are all ace x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laura_3173 Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 hahahahaha they are all great!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Im A rumor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bintieswolf Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 why do men like women to go on top in bed? men only know how to f**k up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 why do men like women to go on top in bed? men only know how to f**k up lol that's sooo true lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 why do men like women to go on top in bed? Men only know how to f**k up owchhhhhhhhhhh:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog walker Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 ohhhhhh lol these are great, any more ???????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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