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Perfect Couple


Mistyrayn

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Once upon a time there was a perfect man and a perfect women,

they met and had a percect courtship,

they had a perfect wedding & their life was perfect.

One snowy, stormy xmas , this perfect couple was driving, their perfect car along a winding road,

when they noticed some - one at the side of the road in distress.

Being the perfect couple , they stopped to help.

there stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys,

not wanting to dissapoint any children on xmas eve, the perfect couple

loaded Santa and his toys.

Unfortuanatly the conditions worsened and the perfect couple & Santa

had an accident...

only one of them survived the accident !!

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The perfect women !!!!

she is the only one who really exist's in the first place.....

there is no such thing as Santa or the perfect man !!!!

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WOMEN STOP READING NOW. !!!!

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MEN READ ON !!!!!

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so if there is no Perfect man or Santa,

the women must have been driving !!!!

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this explains why the accident happened in the first place !!!

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MEN READ ON

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by the way if your a Women and your still reading this...........

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It illustrates another point.....

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WOMEN NEVER LISTEN !!!!!!

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