Mistyrayn Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil... Satan: 'Why so glum?' Guy: 'What do you think? I'm in hell!' Satan: 'Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?' Guy: 'Sure, I love to drink.' Satan: 'Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab, and Fresca.. We drink 'til we throw up, and then we drink some more! And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway.' Guy: 'Gee that sounds great!' Satan: 'You a smoker?' Guy: 'You better believe it!' Satan: 'All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, remember?' Guy: 'Wow...that's awesome!' Satan: 'I bet you like to gamble.' Guy: 'Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do.' Satan: 'Good, 'cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, it doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow.' Guy: 'Cool!' Satan: 'What about Drugs?' Guy: 'Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...?' Satan: 'That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want. You're dead so who cares.' Guy: 'Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!' Satan: 'You gay?' Guy: 'No...' Satan: 'Ooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie62 Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 good one. just up for monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesley Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 ha with you there jackie x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted November 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2008 wont see you there then Jackie as i dont smoke ,drink,do drugs, or gamble lol looks like Friday it is then for me !! LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 wont see you there then Jackie as i dont smoke ,drink,do drugs, or gamble lol looks like Friday it is then for me !! LMFAO :eek::eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 lol .. excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 ahhh now i know why they say thank crunchie it's friday!!!!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 friday its " CRACKERJACK" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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