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17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant


Sarah

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17. I finished the Oreos.

16. Not to imply anything, but I dont think the kid weighs 40 pounds.

15. Yknow, looking at her, youd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby..!!

14. I sure hope your thighs arent gonna stay that flabby forever!

13. Well, couldnt they induce labor? The 25th is the Super Bowl!

12. Darned if you aint about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella.

11. Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, thats gotta hurt.

10. Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!

9. Im jealous! Why cant men experience the joy of childbirth?

8. Are your ankles supposed to look like that?

7. Get your *own* ice cream.

6. Geez, youre awfully puffy looking today.

5. Got milk?

4. Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney.

3. Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!

2. Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water

And the Number 1 Fatal Thing To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant:

1. You dont have the guts to pull that trigger

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LMFAO

oh my goodness!!! No offence but you were huuuuge, i so wish i had an obivous bump like that! I was teeny with Josh, honestly, if people didn't know then i'm sure they just thought i was fat...like when i was in labour, i had to have my wrist band/hospital id thingy showing when we were walking round the hospital during my 27 hour labour(!) and i was having contractions, as i kept getting the weirdest looks!

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LMFAO

oh my goodness!!! No offence but you were huuuuge, i so wish i had an obivous bump like that! I was teeny with Josh, honestly, if people didn't know then i'm sure they just thought i was fat...like when i was in labour, i had to have my wrist band/hospital id thingy showing when we were walking round the hospital during my 27 hour labour(!) and i was having contractions, as i kept getting the weirdest looks!

Hahaha!... their weights were 8 lbs 14 oz (4 kgs) and 8 lbs 9 oz (3.88 kgs) respectively...

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Yup!... I was huge and couldn't see my feet for months!.... hahaha!

Sandy

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