Sarah Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 17. I finished the Oreos. 16. Not to imply anything, but I dont think the kid weighs 40 pounds. 15. Yknow, looking at her, youd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby..!! 14. I sure hope your thighs arent gonna stay that flabby forever! 13. Well, couldnt they induce labor? The 25th is the Super Bowl! 12. Darned if you aint about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella. 11. Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, thats gotta hurt. 10. Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott! 9. Im jealous! Why cant men experience the joy of childbirth? 8. Are your ankles supposed to look like that? 7. Get your *own* ice cream. 6. Geez, youre awfully puffy looking today. 5. Got milk? 4. Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney. 3. Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar! 2. Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water And the Number 1 Fatal Thing To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant: 1. You dont have the guts to pull that trigger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 lmfao........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majormom2u Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Ahhh!... that takes me back to the good old days... when I was wider than I was taller!... and if you don't believe me... take a look! Now I know why I wasn't allowed near knives!... hahaha! Sandy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted March 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 WOW!!! Sandy!!!! How many were in there?? Gosh, bet you were tired 23 hours a day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 wow is all i can say to that..... must have been hard work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sqwidge Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 LMFAO oh my goodness!!! No offence but you were huuuuge, i so wish i had an obivous bump like that! I was teeny with Josh, honestly, if people didn't know then i'm sure they just thought i was fat...like when i was in labour, i had to have my wrist band/hospital id thingy showing when we were walking round the hospital during my 27 hour labour(!) and i was having contractions, as i kept getting the weirdest looks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted March 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 27 hours??? !!!! OMG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 omg 27 hours feck that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sqwidge Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 yeah which ended in an emergency c-section anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 oh god u poor thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sqwidge Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 it wasn't much fun, but i was really lovely throughout the whole thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 bet it was worth it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sqwidge Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 extremely...!!! (just don't ask right this second!!) haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 lol ok i wnt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majormom2u Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 LMFAO oh my goodness!!! No offence but you were huuuuge, i so wish i had an obivous bump like that! I was teeny with Josh, honestly, if people didn't know then i'm sure they just thought i was fat...like when i was in labour, i had to have my wrist band/hospital id thingy showing when we were walking round the hospital during my 27 hour labour(!) and i was having contractions, as i kept getting the weirdest looks! Hahaha!... their weights were 8 lbs 14 oz (4 kgs) and 8 lbs 9 oz (3.88 kgs) respectively... :laola: Yup!... I was huge and couldn't see my feet for months!.... hahaha! Sandy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 awww they r rly cute tho bet they were worth it gorgeous blue eyes aswel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sqwidge Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 awwwww they're so so cute! And good weights too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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