BingBlaze n Skyla Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 These are genuine complaints from council letters - 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it 2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore. 3. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow... 4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 5. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle, very badly, when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. 6. And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence. 7. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof... I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off. 8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand? 9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall 10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped and fell on it, yesterday, and now she is pregnant. 11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen 12. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy. 13. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers. 14. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared. 15. Will you please send a man to look at my water; it is a funny colour and not fit to drink 16. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces. 17.I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me 18. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous 19.Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it 20.I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night. 21. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife. 22. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times, but I still have no satisfaction. 23. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SibeVibe Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 :ran_biggrin: Really funny - brightened up my day - thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirates of the caribbean Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 ha ha Hilarious!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 ROFL LMFAO, LOL, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are great, can't believ that some people dont read what they have written! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 3. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow... yukkkkkkkkkkk wish my next door would do this save Sue having to go out and pick it up lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 ROFL 10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped and fell on it, yesterday, and now she is pregnant. Ah so THAT'S how you get pregnant - MARC YOU LIED!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 no 18 fantastic lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Oh i wanna live next door to no 18!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.