Mistyrayn Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 A frog goes into a bank and approaches the clerk. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. 'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a 30,000 loan to take a holiday.' Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there, who claims to know you and wants to borrow 30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.' She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?' (you're gonna love this) (its a real treat) (a masterpiece) (wait for it) The bank manager looks back at her and says... 'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan..... His old man's a Rolling Stone.' (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are..) Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!! Have a good Day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 lmao i didnt sing it till i read that bit bout singin it lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Groan.....i sang it lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules dief taz tor Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 thats bad in a funnysort of way lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 lol - no it's just bad lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 lmfao!!!!! I read it once and then sang it??? How doofed up is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 lmfao!!!!! I read it once and then sang it??? How doofed up is that? PMSL - no comment!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Nooooo that wrong............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Nooooo that wrong............... LMAO - bet you sang it though didn't you Dunc??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.