BingBlaze n Skyla Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 MORNING SEX She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As he walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.' His eyes lit up and he thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 nasty lol.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted February 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 lmao no its funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 ROFLMFA that's fab and oh so true!!!! How long does an egg take by the way - is is 2 mins???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 ROFLMFA that's fab and oh so true!!!! How long does an egg take by the way - is is 2 mins???? Depends if you want it Hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 LMFAO mine always end up runny.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted February 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 i cnt even boil an egg how bad is that :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 Nix - that's REALLY bad lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted February 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 Nix - that's REALLY bad lol lol i no lol thing is i cud quite easily make a spagbol or a lasagne i can even make pizza ffs just not eggs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 that is so nasty ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 i cnt even boil an egg how bad is that :eek: Want 2 comment but better not lol:icon10: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 i no lol thing is i cud quite easily make a spagbol or a lasagne i can even make pizza ffs just not eggs! lol, same ere then! Can make a meal but small things seem more difficult when they should be easy! I usually cook mine too much so the yolk is hard and not runny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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