imstarvin Posted June 14, 2010 Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 This is advice for all you women like myself who don't normally watch football. Instead of moaning I decided (if you can't beat them join them) to act like man during the world cup. I had a wager with my hubby as to who will win, you could bet money....... foot massage......make dinner...... the list is endless. Let's face it his team won't win every time. If you don't have a partner then wager a friend, winner pays for lunch etc. While watching the game I said to Hubby "bring us another beer dear, just when you're on your feet. This football is great fun........beer.........wine.........pringles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anne Posted June 14, 2010 Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 Im with you on that one if you cant beat them join them :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boshka Posted June 14, 2010 Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 You have a few more weeks of this, milk it :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tikaani&Aiyana Posted June 14, 2010 Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 Well said Diane! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sibe77 Posted June 14, 2010 Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 NO NO NO!!! if your not going to stay in the kitchen or be in the bedroom and be on our beck and call when we require beer or food then you can piss off out to a friends or your mothers!!! under no circumstance do we require you women to pretend your intrested and sit there asking stupid questions! betting with your partner is completley pointless as when the bloke wins he ends up spending it on the woman and if the woman wins she spends it on herself! Know your place during the world cup or just leave!..... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imstarvin Posted June 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 Ha Ha Ha Ha sibe77 we are on role reversal from now until July Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted June 14, 2010 Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 SOLICITORS in Warrington have been warning of the marital strain that could be caused during the World Cup. Jennifer Roulston, family solicitor at Forshaws Davies Ridgway, based in Palmyra Square, has put together some pointers for non-interested partners to avoid increasing tension while the football is on. Jennifer said: “Marriages break down for all sorts of reasons and often it is not one incident but numerous smaller issues. “The constant TV coverage of the World Cup could lead to niggling issues and tensions within the marriage.†Jennifer’s tips include: l If their team is losing do not say ‘it’s only a game’. l Choose the right moment to strike up a conversation, this is generally during adverts at half time. l Highlights programmes are just as important as the matches – do not suggest ‘but you have already seen this’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted June 14, 2010 Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 World Cup Rules For Wives/Ladies/Girl Friends†Dear Sweetheart, 1. Between 11 June and 11 July 2010, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World of Soccer, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention. 2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even look at the remote control, you will lose it (your eye). 3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. 4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. If you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell on the floor, It won't happen. 5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on (except your body parts )and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day. 6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my team is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, it's only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me. 7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the half time scores is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together". 8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again, Many times. 9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because: a) I will not go, I will not go, and c) I will not go. 10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash. 11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this, why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch?" because, the reply will be, "Refer to Rule #2 of this list". 12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because before and after this comes the Champions League, Premier League, Super 14, Spanish League, KPL, Grand Prix, Tri Nations, etc. P/S By the way if you get stuck on the road call 999 or AA. Thank you for your anticipated cooperation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valkyries Posted June 14, 2010 Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 Bloody football should be band lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boshka Posted June 14, 2010 Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 Your POOR wife Dunc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted June 14, 2010 Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 feck that!!! it's a game really it's not the end of the world if we loose ......... hiding now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted June 14, 2010 Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 meh footballs crap - ill play it for a laugh but ill never watch it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosemary Posted June 14, 2010 Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 No sweat - as long as he gives me his credit card to go shopping or to lunch with the girls, I will be happy to oblige Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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