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This is advice for all you women like myself who don't normally watch football. Instead of moaning I decided (if you can't beat them join them) to act like man during the world cup. I had a wager with my hubby as to who will win, you could bet money....... foot massage......make dinner...... the list is endless. Let's face it his team won't win every time. If you don't have a partner then wager a friend, winner pays for lunch etc. While watching the game I said to Hubby "bring us another beer dear, just when you're on your feet. laugh.gif

This football is great fun........beer.........wine.........pringles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!biggrin.giflaugh.gifwink.gif

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NO NO NO!!! if your not going to stay in the kitchen or be in the bedroom and be on our beck and call when we require beer or food then you can piss off out to a friends or your mothers!!! under no circumstance do we require you women to pretend your intrested and sit there asking stupid questions! betting with your partner is completley pointless as when the bloke wins he ends up spending it on the woman and if the woman wins she spends it on herself! Know your place during the world cup or just leave!..... :D :D :D

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SOLICITORS in Warrington have been warning of the marital strain that could be caused during the World Cup.

Jennifer Roulston, family solicitor at Forshaws Davies Ridgway, based in Palmyra Square, has put together some pointers for non-interested partners to avoid increasing tension while the football is on.

Jennifer said: “Marriages break down for all sorts of reasons and often it is not one incident but numerous smaller issues.

“The constant TV coverage of the World Cup could lead to niggling issues and tensions within the marriage.”

Jennifer’s tips include: l If their team is losing do not say ‘it’s only a game’.

l Choose the right moment to strike up a conversation, this is generally during adverts at half time.

l Highlights programmes are just as important as the matches – do not suggest ‘but you have already seen this’.

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xx.gifWorld Cup Rules For Wives/Ladies/Girl Friends‏ Dear Sweetheart,

1. Between 11 June and 11 July 2010, you should read the sports

section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on

regarding the World of Soccer, and that way you will be able to join in

the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in

a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not

receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times,

without any exceptions. If you even look at the remote

control, you will lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't

mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting

me.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require

a refill of my drink or something to eat. If you expect me to listen to you, open the door,

answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell on the floor, It won't happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in

the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on

(except your body parts )and please do not make any funny faces to

my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will

be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good

game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my

team is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, it's only a game", or "don't

worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only

make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever

know more about football than me.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk

to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if

the half time scores is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am

saying "one" game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy

excuse to "spend time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I

have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again, Many

times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child

related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:

a) I will not go,

B) I will not go, and

c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to

watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as

important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but

you have already seen this, why don't you change the channel to

something we can all watch?" because, the reply will be, "Refer to Rule

#2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the

World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because

before and after this comes the Champions League, Premier League, Super

14, Spanish League, KPL, Grand Prix, Tri Nations, etc.

P/S

By the way if you get stuck on the road call 999 or AA.

Thank you for your anticipated cooperation.

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