Mistyrayn Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?' And then the fight started..... ********************************************************************** When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.... So, I took her to a gas station..... And then the fight started.... *********************************************************************** After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too' And then the fight started. *********************************************************************** My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked,' Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed. 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up all those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And then the fight started..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 lmao ........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Very good them lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laura_3173 Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 lol very good richard!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 haha! Great jokes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog walker Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 hehehehe these are great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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