Mistyrayn Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks THE question..... WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!' WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?' HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.' WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?' HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.' WIFE: 'You would?' (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?' HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.' WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?' HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?' WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?' HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.' WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?' HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do' WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?' HUSBAND : 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.' WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with you? HUSBAND: 'Yes, those are always good times.' WIFE: 'Would she use my clubs? HUSBAND: 'No, she's left-handed.' WIFE: ----- silence ------ HUSBAND: 'OH Shit.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex T Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Nice 1! Nearly made the saem mistake myself - jk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 lmao oops soo funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 so thts how i got captured then was it lol lol he must have been irish lol lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 hahahaha, very funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Heard this one a couple of week back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie62 Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 No ........... Got enough with this one ..lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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