Sarah Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished . A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." A young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son." Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late." Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep. Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. First guy says, "My wife's an angel!" Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive." "A Woman's Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death" AND NOW FOR THE FAVOURITE!!! Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy." The blind man replies, "If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawPrints Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 lol take it marc aint seen this yet :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted November 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 hehehe nope ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laura_3173 Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 hahahahaha im not married (yet) and my mum is always saying don't get married it's more hassle than its worth. Then we get told we are like an old married couple as it is so we don't need to get married lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted November 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 we got married in sept 07 and had the most amazing day! (will have to get some pics on here) don't feel any different now though, apart from it took me a while to get used to my new name lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laura_3173 Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 lol aww bless yeh get the pics up asap i love looking at wedding snaps!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted November 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 there ya go...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted November 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 and another..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted November 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 me and marc with his mum and dad, sue and dunc and his brother chris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laura_3173 Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 wow i love your dress you both look fantastic and so happy awww bless ya both!! were did you go on your honeymoon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted November 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 Thank you x we went to Turkey absolutely fantastic really want to go back ! All the wedding pics are on our web site www.marcandsarah.co.uk if you want to look at the rest xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 Soppy sods lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie62 Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 the jokes were great and just loved the wedding pics . all the best to you both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog walker Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 oh those pictures are lovely you look gorgeous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesley Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 how fab you all look fantastic !! i love looking at pics i had to be the photographer at my mates wedding i just love been behind the camera not infront 1 of my wardrobes is full of photo albums.x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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