BingBlaze n Skyla Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Kids Are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this kid) ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher __________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 lmao rofl pmsl kids say the greatest things, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 roflmfao that's fantastic!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little lew Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 that is so cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austinville Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Kids are wonderful things...... At a mother's day presentation at preschool, my son (now 25) was asked what his favorite meal was that his mommy cooked. Without a second thought, my darling four-year old said "burned hamburgers"....God, I love that boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 lol lol awww Becky!!! lol lol Kids are so honest aren't they i love their openness sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 aren't kids sweet....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 aren't kids sweet....lol erm.............NO!! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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