Malamute Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 The only cow in a small town near Aberdeen stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found they could buy a cow down in Forfar, for 200.00. They bought the cow from Forfar and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again. They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do. They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away.. If he approaches from the back, she moveforward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side and she walks away to the other side." The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this cow in Forfar?" The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow in Forfar?" The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from Forfar." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 LMFAO..... so funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 rofl I'm from there as well lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 rofl, good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austinville Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 hahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 lmao thats good lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little lew Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 such a brill joke. good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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