Sarah Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the football before helping around the house. 3. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 4. A Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer quickly to No 9 for the meaning of nothing.) 5. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 6. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot', which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' - that will bring on No. 7). 7. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying, "F-- YOU!" 8. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to No. 4. 9. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "Fine". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 oh how true is all of that ... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 lmao that is soooo true lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 just read them out loud to the 2 women in my house they are laughing so much ... its unreal LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules dief taz tor Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 class ......................yet weirdly true lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austinville Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 I agree whole heartedly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie62 Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 How true are they . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atlanta and asha Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 lol ........................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyMukki Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 I can't tell you how many times I've sent this to Rich, he still doesn't get it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavinia Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 love it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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