Mistyrayn Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Primary School children writing about the sea! 1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6) 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7) 4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6) 5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8) 6) My dad goes out in his boat, and comes back with crabs. (Emily age 5) 7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7) 8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. But how do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6) 9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6) 10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7) 11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6) 12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8) 13) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. But she fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 lmao they r sooooooooo funny why dnt kids say things like that where i wrk lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8) am a dolphin lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 LMAO hilarious!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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