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Lonely hearts ads. What they really mean


Mistyrayn

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Lonely hearts ads. What they really mean:-

Adventurous - Likes anal.

Athletic - No tits.

30 something - 41+

Fun - Annoying

Wild - Gets pissed easily.

Beautiful eyes - Face like a robbers dog.

Seeks Knight in Shining armour -Husband has fucked off with younger model.

New age - Hairy with a smelly fanny.

Headstrong - Argumentative -

Enjoys Pubbing & Clubbing - Alcoholic.

Curvy - Fat C***

Likes eating out = Lazy fat C***

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