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A dangerous virus is going around.

It is called Work.

If you are offered work from anyone, DO NOT touch it!

This virus wipes out your life completely!

If you should come into contact with work, go straight to the nearest pub and order the only known antidote which is Alcohol.

Please forward this warning immediately to at least 6 friends. If you realise you do not have 6 friends, you are already infected and work has taken control of your life!

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I know its a suprise but just thought I'd let you know Im moving to France [pick a date]. I'll keep in touch, take care, I'll miss you :( have fun, good luck for the future xx

Send this to 10 ppl in 10 mins and see what replys you get from the muppets that don't scroll down!

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