Mazz Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Insanity is inherited; you get it from your kids. It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father. It rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents. Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. One child is often not enough, but two children can be far too many. You can learn many things from children....... like how much patience you have. Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid. The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. There would be fewer problems with children if they had to chop wood to keep the television set going. Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one. The best thing to spend on your children is time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robke Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Oh so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clare70 Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Fitting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 You've met my kids then Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Very accurate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Oh these are spot on sent via husky howls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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