Mistyrayn Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Tired of constantly being broke, & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious, dark-side, underworld figure that went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie then explained to the husband that the going rate for snuffing out a spouse was 5,000. The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single pound coin that rested inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept the pound as down payment for the dirty deed.. A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Tesco store. There, he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well. However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras and observed by the store's security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the store. Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband, who was also quickly arrested. The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared............ (You're going to hate me for this) .:ooh: . . . . . . . . 'ARTIE CHOKES TWO FOR A POUND AT TESCO!' See every little helps!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 oh dear......lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 You gotta be kidding I never just read that ffs lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 it's bad isn't it - was thinking about deleting the post then no other poor soul would have to read it lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 it's bad isn't it - was thinking about deleting the post then no other poor soul would have to read it lol Would be the nice thing to do but we dont do nice lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted December 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Lmfao.................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog walker Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 that's TERRIBLE!!!!!! Richard, you should be ashamed lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted December 17, 2008 Report Share Posted December 17, 2008 it get's worse.... Why did the turtle cross the road, To get to the shell station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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