Mistyrayn Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carol That the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, 'Darling, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?' Carol agreed and again they made love. Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Carol 's shoulder and said, 'Darling? Please? Just one more time before I die?' She agreed, and then afterwards she rolled over and fell asleep Barry, however, lay there awake and listened to the clock ticking in his head, tossing and turning until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. 'Darling, I only have four hours left! Could we...?' His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, 'Listen, I'm not trying to be funny, Barry, but I have to get up in the morning - you don't......' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 pmsl thats soooooooo good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 lol only a woman would say something like tht lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 pmsl - you should change your nickname to The Joker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 pmsl, men are so inconsiderate sometimes lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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