MyMukki Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Use your imagination (CNN/CareerBuilder . com) If you've decided honesty is not the best policy for you, don't try using any of the following excuses as the reason why you're late -- they've been heard before. Here are 12 of the most outrageous excuses employees have heard for being late to work: 1. My heat was shut off so I had to stay home to keep my snake warm. 2. My husband thinks it's funny to hide my car keys before he goes to work. 3. I walked into a spider web on the way out the door and couldn't find the spider, so I had to go inside and shower again. 4. I got locked in my trunk by my son. 5. My left turn signal was out so I had to make all right turns to get to work. 6. A gurney fell out of an ambulance and delayed traffic. 7. I was attacked by a raccoon and had to stop by the hospital to make sure it wasn't rabid. 8. I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I show up on time. 9. My father didn't wake me up. 10. A groundhog bit my bike tire and made it flat. 11. My driveway washed away in the rain last night. 12. I had to go to bingo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 rofl lmao! They missed a few off there didn't they? My sibe decided we had to go to the forest - for example Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie62 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Very good cris and amy nice one about the sibe. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 i like the fact i cud now use the excuse my dog ate my homework cuz he wud if he cud lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 lol i like the one about hubby hiding keys - mine doesnt need to though cause i always put them in a safe place lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 so safe u 4get where yeah saz!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 exactly lol i'm terrible for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 lmao rofl pmsl lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyMukki Posted April 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 yup, every dog I've ever owned thinks the 'car ritual' involves us going to the car, looking in purse, patting pockets and going back into house to run around, stopping at tables.... then we finally go back to car and get in! I'm sure they think the car is the real alpha for making me run around like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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