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Just to clarify >>> WHY WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN MEN


Sarah

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When women see a ''caution'' sign, they carefully avoid it, while

men assume that it was meant for someone else, and come home with

every bone broken.

*When a women is pregnant and craves pickle and mustard sandwhiches,

the man groans and wines until they remind him that you are the one

having the baby HERE! But when the man craves a six pack, she

diligently goes to the store and returns five hours later with a

romantic movie

Women can stand to be wrong, while men make excuses about

''misunderstanding'' and some how it is always the women's fault

*When women stay in the bathroom for over 45 seconds, men assume that

something is wrong, and walk in to examine.

*Women understand about privacy, and don't come in until 2 hours have

passed

Women love to help. Men feel you want commitment when you ask to do

the dishes

When in a hospital, women will share all emotions. While men, being

the ''tough'' guys that they are, will ''stay calm'' until someone

finally notices that he has wet the chair he is sitting in

We dont have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man

Our friends dont pick on us if we arent sleeping with anyone

Men dont know what our girl talk is all about (and Im not gonna tell you)

Women look better naked

AND MY FAVOURITE........Women know how fake it

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Women look better naked

LOL u think !!!

*When women stay in the bathroom for over 45 seconds, men assume that

sorry was that meant to be 45 minutes

We don’t have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man

but you do

Men don’t know what our ‘girl talk’ is all about (and I’m not gonna tell you)

thats cos u aint got a clue either what u are talking about

When women see a ''caution'' sign, they carefully avoid it,

not when they are driving they dont.

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women look better naked

lol u think !!! i look better naked than i bet u do lol

*when women stay in the bathroom for over 45 seconds, men assume that

sorry was that meant to be 45 minutes no

we dont have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man

but you do no we don't

men dont know what our girl talk is all about (and im not gonna tell you)

thats cos u aint got a clue either what u are talking about duh i'm a girl!

when women see a ''caution'' sign, they carefully avoid it,

not when they are driving they dont.

ok will give u that one lol
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