Sarah Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 For a woman: 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed; freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants....open presents--expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, blow wave 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe 12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 22 lbs 1:00 Shopping with friends; unlimited credit 3:00 Nap 4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from "secret admirer" 4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk; says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe 7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers 10:00 Hot shower---alone 10:50 Carried to bed; freshly ironed, crisp, white linen 11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling 11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms For a Man 6:00 Alarm 6:15 Blow job 6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section 7:00 Breakfast; steak and eggs, coffee, toast. All cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot 7:30 Limo arrives 7:45 Several beers en route to the airport 9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet 9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club; blow job en route 9:45 Play front nine; 2 under par 11:45 Lunch; steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon 12:15 Blow job 12:30 Play back nine; 4 under par 2:15 Limo back to airport; several bourbons 2:30 Fly to Bahamas 3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with nude, all-female crew who all bend over a lot 4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs) on light tackle 5:00 Fly home; massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson 6:45 Shit, shower, and shave 7:00 Watch news; Michael Jackson assassinated 7:30 Dinner; lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits 9:30 Sex with three women, all of whom have lesbian tendencies 11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer 11:30 Night-cap blow job 11:45 In bed, alone 11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room 11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 you so dont understand men do you Sarah...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted February 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 Oh i do - all they want is sex and bollox if you want it or not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 ill say again .... YOU SO DONT UNDERSTAND MEN... we are not all like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted February 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 Ok then NORTHERNERS are like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Ok then NORTHERNERS are like that only because you northern wimmin are so desirable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted February 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 only because you northern wimmin are so desirable ROFl awwww What's with you being nice Dunc???? :015: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules dief taz tor Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 pmsl xx.................................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.