Sarah Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 Why are dogs better than men........................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 great post! They never judge your appearence They never answer back The love you loads They don't expect you to cook They dont care how weird you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 they dont answer back, will do as they r told, will eat what is given them, they dont moan, they can have kisses and cuddles and dont want anythin in return! they can c u naked without havin 2 take pictures or grab u or comment on the way u look or summin and if u ask them how u look in an outfit u can garuntee they will like it easier to train! the list is endless lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 They don't mind how much you spend They like you to be happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 They always say sorry when they have done wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 They are always there to dry away your tears always know hoe to make you laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 a belly rub will keep them happy for hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 They don't want one thing from you They don't ask for anything in return Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 they may want ur food but atleast they dnt just take it without askin (unless u ent lookin lol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 they don't leave the toilet seat up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 they are happy if you go out for the evening and they are left at home they don't take offence size doesn't matter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 they dnt sit there scratchin their balls n burpin n fartin whilst ur tryin 2 eat! they dnt sit on u n fart thinkin that its hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 they don't want control of the TV remote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 they don't flash at you everytime you pass each other!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 they wont trade u in for sum1 else and love u no matter how old n saggy u may go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 They don't smell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 They wont hurt you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austinville Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 My Bo is better because: He's always honest, always there for me, he listens without judgement, and he never shares my secrets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 they dont hog the covers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austinville Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 they dont hog the covers Bo did!............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 they don't leave a mess in the bathroom you don't need to worry about them walking in with muddy boots they never seem to stand in sh*t and carry it through the house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 my next post is gonna b ridiculously long now get ready for it .......................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public. Dogs miss you when you're gone. You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you. Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong. Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with. Dogs don't criticize your friends. Dogs admit when they're jealous. Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and then never laugh at how you throw). Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together. Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence. You can train a dog. Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies. You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams. Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, the *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it.) Dogs understand what "no" means. Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization. Dogs don't make a practice of killing their own species. Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside. Dogs think you are a culinary genius. You can house train a dog. You can force a dog to take a bath. Dogs don't correct your stories. Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner. Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair. Dogs aren't threatened by two women with short hair. Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving. Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake. Dogs admit it when they're lost. Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff. Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs. Dogs take care of their own needs. Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do. Dogs mean it when they kiss you. Dogs are nice to your relatives. Dogs always think you're smart and don't make fun of your shortcomings Dogs are willing to sleep on a rug and fetch on command Dogs spend less time worrying about hair loss Old buddies don't show up on doorstep unexpectedly Dogs are utterly disinterested in professional sports Your parents find them easier to like Dogs are rarely jealous of your former boyfriends Dogs are willing to hold your purse in public Unlikely to roll over and lose consciousness immediately following intense play Dogs don't complain when you want to go for a walk Dogs are willing to eat anything you put on their plate and will always want more Dogs tend to bath themselves daily, men must be encouraged to do so You can put a dog in a crate when you don't feel like having it around Dogs expect to go outside on leashes... men think they can do everything on their own Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out. Dogs are easy to buy for. Dogs are good with kids. Dogs do not read at the table. Dogs love to dance Dogs look at your eyes. Dogs like your size. Dogs take care of their own needs. Dogs are color blind. Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them. Dogs don't care how you dress. Dogs don't want to bring their friends home for a beer Dogs don't tell the punch line to your jokes Dogs don't critize your driving Dogs don't care if you put ur make up on or not Dogs don't care if you have lipstick on when you kiss them Dogs don't mind morning breat Dogs don't if you've had a shower or not Motel managers don't have to worry about dogs stealing towels, ashtrays or televisions Dogs know when to leave women alone Dogs don't complain about the amount of money you spend on clothes Dogs are one of the last forms of unconditional love left in the world You can neuter dogs LEGALLY! Dogs are loyal and faithful Dogs don't nag or manipulate with guilt trips Dogs know exactly what you need when you are sick Dogs are better at keeping you company because they wont tell you that they are busy You can take them shopping and spend as much money as you like on whatever you want without having to explain yourself and you still get the same adoring look everytime you look at him no matter how much you've spent Dogs don't use emotional blackmail on you Dogs don't care if your having a bad hair day Dogs don't care if the house is a mess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 i think the words we win spring to mind!? look theres even a book! [ame]http://www.amazon.co.uk/Why-Dogs-Are-Better-Than/dp/0671864882/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1235157725&sr=8-1[/ame] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted February 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 omg well done nix - DUNCAN I vote for this to be post of the week!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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