Sarah Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk? If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go? If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it? If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress? If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP? If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight? If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented? If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up? If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens? If you didn't get caught, did you really do it? If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Do fish get thirsty? Do steam rollers really roll steam? Do vampires get AIDS? Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine? Does killing time damage eternity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 lol i like these they are good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 nice one Sarah they are good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laura_3173 Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 very good sarah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go? Asked this to jamie last night! If we are in a recession then how is that so as they are always printing money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 what i want to know .. if the royal mint prints money for us ... then WHY ?? are we in debt.. print some more ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted February 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 EXACTLY might have to print my own off lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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