Sarah Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 How to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy lesson Aig - What a hen lays Aints - He's got aints in his paints Paints - What cha put on your laigs of a mornin Arn - Ma's tard of arnin Bag - He bagged her to marry him Bobbed - A bobbed wire fence Bresh - He had a bresh with the law, and the law won. Bub - the light bub burned out Cheer - What you set in Crick - A small stream Clum - He sure clum that tree fastern any 'coon Chiny - country over in Asia Chuch duds - Sunday go-to-meetin clothes Core - He got hisself a new Ford core Cyow - Animal on Farm Deppity - He helps out the shurf Dribbed - He dribbed milk on his shirt Dainz - Satidy night social Ellum - A graceful tree Fanger - What you put your rang on Faince - Whats round the hawg lot Far - What get the brandin arn hot Furred - He got furred from his job Flar - A rose is a purdy flar Frash - Them aigs ain't frash Furiners - All non-'bamans Further - Hits ten miles further to town Grain - She was grain with envy Hail - Where bad folks go Hep - Poor George, he can't hep it, he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Hern - It aint hern, it's his'n Hilbilly - People in the next county Hollar - Whats between the hills Hard - Got a brend new hard hand Tar - His core blew a tar Laymun - A sour fruit Laig - Most folks have two of them Lather - What you climb up Liberry - Where you go to check out books for larnin Mailk - what you get from cyows Mere - What you see your self in Minners - Live bait Misrus - Married Woman Nar - Opposite of wide Nayk - Your head sets on it Nup - No Orrel - Them hinges need orrel Ormy - What the sojers go in Pank - A light red color Parch - Sit out on the parch and watch the grass grow Petition - What separate the rooms Poke - A paper bag or sack Pokey - What the shurf and deppity puts crimnals in Poke Salit - A green vegetable Puppet - What the preacher is in Purdy - She is purdy as a pitcher Purt near - Almost; he purt near caught that greased pig Rang - You wear it on your fanger Rut - That there tree sure has long ruts Rah cheer - I was born rah cheer in town Rainch - A big cow farm Rat - Do it rat now! Rench - Rench the soap yourself Roont - She plum roont her shoes Salary - A stringy vegetable Soardeens - Small canned fish Shar - A light rain Gully Worsher - A medium heavy rain Toad strangler - A heavy rain Sody Pop - A soft drink Sprang - Water out'n the ground Shurf - The Shurf put Clem in jail Storch - This here aprn has to much storch in it Skeered - that plumb skeered me to death Thanks - He shore thanks he's smart Tho - Tho me the ball Thoat - I shore got a sore thoat War - A bobbed war fance Worsh - Go worsh your face Warter - What you worsh your face in Yurp - A continent overseas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 glad to see you have helped every one with an idiots guide.....us southerners dont need help to understand you..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 glad to see you have helped every one with an idiots guide.....us southerners dont need help to understand you..... lol, Im ok Im a bit of southerner and a bit of brummy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raindog Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Ain't that suvvern as in Tennessee not Tonbridge? Us darn sarf in Ingerland jus tork normal - innit? Naramean? Mick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted January 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 OMG i had to read that last sentance twice to understand it lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 lol, Im ok Im a bit of southerner and a bit of brummy Brummy? .. Sarah I recon you got someone else to pick on LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Brummy? .. Sarah I recon you got someone else to pick on LOL Don't pick on mer, Im sensitive. Pick on my partner Jamie, he is more Brummy than me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Ain't that suvvern as in Tennessee not Tonbridge? Us darn sarf in Ingerland jus tork normal - innit? Naramean? Mick lmfao .. mick ... very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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