Mistyrayn Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Why Parents Drink The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? ' 'Is your daddy home?' he asked. ' Yes ,' whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?' The child whispered, ' No .' Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mummy there?' ' Yes ' 'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, ' No ' Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?' ' Yes , ' whispered the child, ' a policeman . ' Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?' ' No, he's busy , ' whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?' ' Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman , ' came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?' ' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice. 'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered, ' The search team just landed a helicopter ' Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?' Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... ' ME . ' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 LMFAO I love it kidsare great lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 LMFAO pass me the vodka lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sakora Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 I added to your rep for that one Richard, That was TFF, I needed the laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules dief taz tor Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 kids arrrggghhhhhh lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawPrints Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 rofl, nice one now i know why i aint got kids!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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