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A retired person's perspective


Mazz

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I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.


You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a frying pan, it may not be the best time to cross her.

Gone are the days when girls cooked like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.

I don't like making plans for the day....because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,508 days in a row.


Dear paranoid people, who check behind shower curtains for murderers: If you find one, what's your plan?

Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege.

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:rofl: Can you imagine if we did kill all the stupid people there would be hardly anyone on here ( none from the USA ) and I would be working all by myself :rofl:

Hmmmm, can you still work when YOU'RE a ghost ??? :P

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