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The Mini And The Rolls


Mazz

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A Mini car crashes into the back of Melvyn's Rolls Royce as Melvyn is waiting to turn left.

The Mini driver is furious. "Why didn't you have your turn signal on ?!" he shouts.

"What would have been the point?" shrugs Melvyn, "If you couldn’t see my Rolls Royce, how could you have seen my indicator?"

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I work at the Mini car factory 

and I cannot possibly comment on the driving abilities of our customers :P

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