Mazz Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?" "NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking. The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back." "NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street. The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, "Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride." Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out... "Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley ...YOU RIDE IT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robke Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 and he'll get kicked outta SOA too they only ride harley's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 Lol! My dad bought a Harley a few years back. He spends more time with it than he does with his wife. [emoji23] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goingsolo Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 Nowt wrong with a honda xxx (good joke btw) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viamphie Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Lol! My dad bought a Harley a few years back. He spends more time with it than he does with his wife. [emoji23] Really?!? No one is going to make a joke? A: that's because it's a better ride? A : it costs less to maintain ? A: it's not as loud as the wife? Etc etc etc [emoji56][emoji23][emoji41] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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