Sarah Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 A stitch in time saves nine what? After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water? After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? --Steven Wright Are female moths called myths? Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors? Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands? Are there any unguided missiles? Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"? Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Can a stupid person be a smart-ass? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop? Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener? Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer? Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime? Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it? Did Noah keep his bees in archives? Do blind dogs have seeing-eye humans? Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs? Do boxer shorts box? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands? Do they have the same laws as in Guam ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog walker Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 lol@ are you telling the truth if you lie in bed.....i've known a few people like that hehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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