Sarah Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off. "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why.......... I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass everyday. Statistically, half of these are driven by females. That's 18,000 women drivers! In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449. According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33. According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing. That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed. Flip one off? ... I think not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 MMMMMMMMMMM me thinks ill stay quite in future LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted January 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 that'll be a first! lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawPrints Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 MMMMMMMMMMM me thinks ill stay quite in future LOL yeah me too!! ZIP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules dief taz tor Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 lmao , good job i dont drive lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 I think they should still be in the kitchen or the bedroom and not on the road at all but that's just me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules dief taz tor Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 pmsl , cant wait for the other females to read this lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 pmsl , cant wait for the other females to read this lmfao Wont be till later they should be making tea about this time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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