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Q: Why did the chicken run across the road?

A: There was a car coming.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?

A: She wanted to lay it on the line.

Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?

A: She wanted to stretch her legs.

Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

A: She was afraid someone would caesar!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!

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