Mistyrayn Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 2 couples decided to swap partners for the night..... after 3 hours of fantastic sex one says to the other ... i wonder how the girls are getting on ?? whats a catholic priest & a pint of guiness got in common ??? A ; black coat, white collar & you gotta watch your ass if u get a dodgy one.. chat up lines 1. did u fart ? co's ya just blew me away 2. are your parents retarded ? co's your special 3. my love for you is like diarrhoea. i just can't hold it in 4. is there a mirror in your knickers ? co's i can see myself in them. 5. your body reminds me of a spanner ! everytime i think of you my nuts tighten 6. you might not be the best looking girl ! but beauty is only a light switch away. john & mick are reading head stones in a grave yard.. mick says "crikey " theres a bloke here who was 152 john asks "what was his name " ?? mick replies " miles " from " London " john & mick are working on a building site john says im gonna have the day off... im gonna pretend to be mad.. he climbs up the rafters.... hangs upside down and shouts "IM A LIGHTBULB !! IM A LIGHTBULB" mick watches in amazment... the foreman shouts " john your mad go home " so he leaves the site mick starts picking his kit up to leave aswell. "where the hell are u going ??" asks the foreman "i can't work in the friggin dark" says mick john phones easy jet to book a flight ..the operator asks "how many people are flying with you ??" john replies " i dont know its your f***ing plane " a muslim sitting on a plane next to john... john ordered a whiskey. the stewardess asked the muslim if he'd like a drink.. he replied "i'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquer touch my lips" !!! john handed his drink back and said " me too, i didn't realise we had a choice !!" some names have been changed to protect the stupid !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 lmao they r well good lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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