Sarah Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat - use the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough. 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 8. Remember - everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem. Daily Thought: Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 omg i love it lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 WTF ?????? how mad are u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted March 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 WTF ?????? how mad are u Very - you should know that by now lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyMukki Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 huh, rich found nothing odd with anything here and found #3 very reasonable.... sigh I personally loved the last one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules dief taz tor Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 number 7 = my tool kit from now on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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