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A woman in her thirties is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed

and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, 'Do you have any idea how

ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?'

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, 'I don't care what you

think. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that not

only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18-year-old!'

The husband replies, 'What did he say about your 42-year old arse?'

'Your name never came up,' she replied

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