Sarah Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.' ******************************* MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and Withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. ******************************* FEMALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8.. Insert card. 9 Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided! 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 If half of that wasn't true it would be funny lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted February 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Oh come on we're not THAT bad lol lol I remember once, Marc had gone to a cash point to draw out 50 at Asda, he met me inside, we did all the shopping then he realised that although he'd taken his card - he'd forgot to take the cash so someone got a free shopping basket from us!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 are we really that bad!!!!???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules dief taz tor Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 my other half (male) has not once managed to get close enough to the machine in our local car park, to open the window and take the ticket lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted February 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 lol lol - no comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 are we really that bad!!!!???? ERRRRR yeah :boobies: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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