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If you ever wonder which one loves you more, your dog or your wife.  Lock them both in the trunk of your car.  Open it up an hour later and see which one is happy to see you.

A woman looking in a mirror laments that her hair was too gray, her body was too fat and her boobs were too saggy.  Her husband responded, but your eyesight is damn near perfect...

Jamie

 

 

 

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