Mistyrayn Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 Box Donation A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.' The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.' The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, & then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment, then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him, saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!' The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box. And according to you, that's the same as putting it in!' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 lmao............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 lol, very true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.