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Sarah

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At 7am, an angry wife hears a key in the front door. She wanders down, bleary eyed, to find her husband in the kitchen with ruffled hair and lipstick on his collar. "I assume there's a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at seven in the morning," she screams,

"d**n right there is," he beams, "Breakfast"

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