PawPrints Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public. 2. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older. 3. Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair. 4. Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health. 5. No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might actually think you're cute. 6. Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours. 7. You can spend hours just smelling stuff. 8. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault. 9. It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back. 10. Every garbage can looks like a cold buffet to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laura_3173 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 lol yeh what a wonderful life dogs lead! Every morning i wish i was Lex just so i don't have to go to work lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 5. No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might actually think you're cute. Dunc - this is NOT true for humans !! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 Wot you saying girly I an cute lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawPrints Posted November 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 8. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault. it's a dogs life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 8. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault. it's a dogs life Surly this is what wimmin do all there lifes init ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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