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Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park

Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line.

Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.

Find someone to tell your life story to.

Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer."

Ways to Annoy Usenet (internet newsgroup) Users

Post a message asking how to post messages.

Post recipes on rec.pets.cats.

Follow up a 200-line post to add only your signature.

Flame yourself, and complain to your own postmaster.

How to Annoy (Get Rid Of) A Blind Date

Hold a debate. Take both sides.

Repeat every third third word you say say.

Ask the people at the neighboring table for food from their plates.

Ask your date how much money they have with them.

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