Bono

[Mistyrayn]

Bono, lead singer of the rock band U2, is famous throughout the

Entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-Righteous.

At a recent U2 concert he asked the audience

For total quiet.

Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his

Hands, once every few seconds.

Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the

Microphone:

'Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.'

A broad Scots accent roared from the audience:

'Well, foockin stop doin it then, ya evil bastard!'

[Sarah]

Shaking head in disgust tut tut tut